Our cat, in one of her butter-doesn’t-melt in-my-mouth poses. But she’s a Jekyll-and-Hyde in a fur tuxedo. She’s become jealous of the phone.
If Shmoopy or I am alone with her and we have to pick up the phone (as opposed to continue to devote all attention to her regal self) she has taken to warmly cozying up, then biting at any convenient exposed limb to get us to hang up and play with her. Is there a feline equivalent to bee-yotch or attention diva?
I’m noticing now she does have a rather menacing don’t-fool-with-me look in her eyes in this photo.